Saturday, September 13, 2014

News of the Century

Two New Telephones Go On Sale Today!

One of those eagerly awaiting the new devices, Mr Ned Ludd, said: "I have been waiting for this even longer than Hong Kong has been waiting for real democracy".

Special Feature Pages 1-93.

Today's other news:
  • Bubonic plague infects everyone in Manhattan
  • Entire North Polar icecap melts overnight - tsunamis kill millions
  • Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse ride through Tin Shui Wai
-- all on Page 94.

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